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Inenekazi ngokucacileyo lithanda isini ezimpundu, lingena ezimpundu ngaphandle koxinzelelo kunye nolonwabo olubonakalayo! Kumnandi ukudibana neqabane elinjalo ebomini, andikadibani! Kuyinyani, unokuthetha nabo ngesondo ezimpundu, kodwa abafumani lonwabo kulo. Bavele bakuvumele ungene kancinci kwi-anus kwaye bakugebe ngobunono. Kwaye ndingathanda ukudibana nomthandi otshisekayo wempundu!
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